Tuesday, 11 February 2014

The return of the ginger midget!


Something fabulously brilliant happened on Sunday. My best buddy Jobi came home!

Please be warned the following image contains extreme cuteness.

"Honey I'm Home!
Let me introduce Mr Jobi 1 Kenobi. He is the oldest wisest gingerest equine ever to walk the earth. He knows all the best tricks!

His job is to train the little people how to be good human parents. He demands a plentiful supply of grub, lots  of scratches, thorough and regular mud removal and very little exercise! Surprisingly, he even enjoys playing games and having cuddles with the mini humans. He is a supreme champion of fancy dress competitions and enjoys nothing more than slobbering over and licking the smallest of the peoples.
RAAA, I'm a lion, even scarier than Rocko!

Please sir, can I have some more?
Short term Jobi forecast: He usually has to spend most of the soggy and wild days in his jail cell (poor him) and is allowed out daily to patrol the car park area and check for security breeches. 

Long Term Jobi forecast: Once the green grassy season is upon us, the ginger midget is usually finding new and exciting ways to escape him starvation paddock. He operates in either sneeky stealth mode OR super fast electric fence dodging bullet mode. 

P.S: The white stuff has been falling from the sky again here, and Troy is STILL naked, he seems to be very waterproof. I hope it turns the ground white so that we can leap around like gymnastic idiot equines :-) 

2 comments:

  1. Dear Mr The Rock,
    I enjoy reading your blodge very much. I would very much like my own pet Jobi.
    Love from
    Bugsy

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  2. Its beth and u dont have to say hes cute, EVRYBODY CAN CLEARLY SEE lol

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